SCREWNICORNS

Chinese business owners that don't believe in playing by the rules by illegally importing sub-standard products that give us Americans a nightmare buying experience when the product breaks before ever being used or catches on fire while in use or simply falls apart during use. Chinese business owners screw over their employees by underpaying them like slaves and don't feel its necessary to pay them on time because it's not important to them because they have millions in the bank. Chinese business owners that strap dildos to their heads and walk around screwing their employees over time and time again.

Man I wish that I didn't work for the Screwnicorns (Chinese) because they are always chasing me around the office with dildos on their head to make me submissive to their devious business plan of screwing over hard working Americans by selling them sub-standard product.

SCREWNICORNS by FUNNY GUY 77 July 14, 2011

screwnicorn

When two raging lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.

My lesbian roommate tried playing screwnicorns and ended up finding out she likes anal.

screwnicorn by zwicks December 16, 2004

the screwicorn 

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

April really enjoyed receiving the screwicorn from Jess last night!

the screwicorn by womanizer April 12, 2004

screwnicornhole 

v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)

Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.

After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.

screwnicornhole by masochistmonkeyjoe July 12, 2007

screwnicorn

1. (noun) a lesbian with a dildo strapped to her forehead

2. (verb) to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

3. (verb) to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.

1. The screwnicorn winced as her dildo hit the doorframe.
2. The whiplash injury was a result of a drunken screwnicorn.
3. The angry girls had a screwnicorn over the hot chick.

screwnicorn by CeltGal April 10, 2007

screwnicorning 

1. to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.

2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.

1. The whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.

screwnicorning by CeltGal April 11, 2007

Screwnicorn Trick 

When you strap a dildo on your forehead and then fuck your girl with it, like a unicorn on amphetamines

Got so fucked up last night, I gave my girl the screwnicorn trick.

Screwnicorn Trick by bussdat November 10, 2010