Chinese business owners that don't believe in playing by the rules by illegally importing sub-standard products that give us Americans a nightmare buying experience when the product breaks before ever being used or catches on fire while in use or simply falls apart during use. Chinese business owners screw over their employees by underpaying them like slaves and don't feel its necessary to pay them on time because it's not important to them because they have millions in the bank. Chinese business owners that strap dildos to their heads and walk around screwing their employees over time and time again.
Man I wish that I didn't work for the Screwnicorns (Chinese) because they are always chasing me around the office with dildos on their head to make me submissive to their devious business plan of screwing over hard working Americans by selling them sub-standard product.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 14, 2011
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by zwicks December 16, 2004
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When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
by womanizer April 12, 2004
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Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.
After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.
After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.
by masochistmonkeyjoe July 12, 2007
Get the screwnicornhole mug.1. (noun) a lesbian with a dildo strapped to her forehead
2. (verb) to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.
3. (verb) to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
2. (verb) to penetrate another with a dildo strapped to ones forehead, like a crazed unicorn.
3. (verb) to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
1. The screwnicorn winced as her dildo hit the doorframe.
2. The whiplash injury was a result of a drunken screwnicorn.
3. The angry girls had a screwnicorn over the hot chick.
2. The whiplash injury was a result of a drunken screwnicorn.
3. The angry girls had a screwnicorn over the hot chick.
by CeltGal April 10, 2007
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2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
2. to battle a rival lesbian to near death by clashing forehead dildos in a stag-like manner.
1. The whiplash injury was a result of drunken screwnicorning.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.
2. The angry girls were screwnicorning over the hot chick.
by CeltGal April 11, 2007
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