Definitions by zwicks

screwnicorn

When two raging lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.

My lesbian roommate tried playing screwnicorns and ended up finding out she likes anal.

screwnicorn by zwicks December 16, 2004

philli blumpkin 

After you somehow manage to convince a freak to give you a blumpkin, just as they go down, you piss in their eyes.

Although the bus driver had some huge ass rolls and black teeth, she gave a wicked philli blumpkin.

philli blumpkin by zwicks December 16, 2004

fuckin tits 

adj. An exclamation of delight. Can be used in same context as words such as: wicked cool, awesome, sweet, or fanfuckintabulous

Did you see that hot bitch? Her ass is fuckin tits!

fuckin tits by zwicks September 29, 2004

fanfuckintabulous

adj. An exclamation of extreme joy. It can also be used in a sarcastic sense to describe utter dismay.

I just won a fanfuckintabulous Carribbean vacation.
or
You're three weeks late?!? That's fanfuckingtabulous.

fanfuckintabulous by zwicks September 29, 2004

the-Zwicky 

A sexual maneuver where you are getting blown, and as you are about to cum, pull out, stick your dick in her ear and jiz. When she screams, you quickly haul back and dick slap her across the forehead to shut her up.

"Dude, I pulled the Zwicky on a chick last night, and now she's got an ear infection

the-Zwicky by Zwicks August 31, 2004