A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
by VapourPhase December 20, 2015
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Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
by NewAnon March 30, 2017
Get the Schumer mug.1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;
2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010
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Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.
by Dogplorable March 30, 2020
Get the Schumer mug.From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.
Amy : "Pussyyyy, vagina, you should have died instead of your friend..."
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo
by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020
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(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
(a) To cave or yield to political pressure, often compromising one's principles or party's interests.
(b) To aggressively seek media attention or insert oneself into the spotlight, often at the expense of others.
(c) To make bold statements or promises, but ultimately fail to follow through with substantive action.
Stephanie said she was going to fight the parking ticket, but she ended up Schumering once again.
Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
Yeah, that dude did it again. He Schumered it, it's like he's looking for the most creative way to give up every time and piss everyone off.
by patchmonkey March 14, 2025
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