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schumertl

An excretion of warm fuzzy smegma from a males uncircumsized appendage.
"Isaac Shannon-jahnsen took a large load of Schumertl over his face"
by Flemsip June 25, 2017
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Amy Schumer

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.
by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021
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Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
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Amy Schumer

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...
by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020
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Schmerti

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.
-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.
by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009
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Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.
I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.
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Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale
Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.
by ReadyLife November 17, 2018
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