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Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.
Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017
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sumerism

Sumerism is idea of elite using a good story to fleece others. It started with Sumer cradle of civilization. Using a good story about religion,hero etc. to unite,control, and fleece others as a system of empire. It is structure of organizations such as religion, empire, sports, etc.
Powerful brainwashing stories that create team spirit and nationalism.

Greedy elite try to have more then their fair share by brainwashing or making loophole in law or have people want to spend more on unnecessary things or expensive luxury thing.
Example, priest lives in luxury while taking money from poor.
Law so unfair loophole that someone can accumulate billions in unrealized gain or tax sheltered that they pay hardly even 1% in tax.
Sumerism is root of all evil.
Evil connected elites believe in sumerism is fine and try to do everything to take money away from others.
by respect one December 11, 2013
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Schubertism

To do something with a complete disregard for others, in a stupid or sometimes funny manner, usually involves lying.

To tell a lie about something that wouldn't seem important so it is perceived to be truth by the person to whom the lie is told.
"Did you hear that lie that he just told?"
"Yeah, it's a schubertism"
by heavy Dee January 19, 2010
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Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened
Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"
by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017
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schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.
Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.
by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021
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Schumers

An emotion between happy and shocked
I was so Schumers when I found out that I’m Arab
by Imamamam January 24, 2023
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Schumering

Preemptively laying your arms down during a battle & trying to convince Americans capitulation is always the best option.
Allowing cloture on the continuing resolution, despite what the base, 96% of congressional Dems & America wanted, is the one of the most egregious examples of Schumering
by WTAF GOP March 18, 2025
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