Definitions by NYC4Schumer

Schumer 

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!

Schumer by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010