mullashed

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.

At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

mullared

British slang,
1. To get beaten physically - as in a fight.
2. To get wasted - as in booze/drugs.

1. "We totally got mullared by West Ham supporters while walking to the station after the match."
2. "I went to the pub and ended up getting totally mullared with my friends."

by G_Eric May 6, 2006

mullested

Getting hugged and kissed by or having a fat fugly chick with a mullet hang on you because you were once nice to her and now she thinks you 2 are friends. Usually happens in public with a lot of people around (friends and attractive women). If she is drunk this can happen more than one time in a day.

Highly embarrassing for yourself. A great laugh for your friends at your expense.

I was hanging out at the local bar last night and I got mullested by Francine.

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

mullahed

extremely drunk, shitfaced

He got totally mullahed on cheap vodka and now he can't remember a thing.

by Lowlife2000 May 21, 2008

mullahed

Getting absolutely shoe'd, almost to the point of molestation by a clearly superior force or entity.

1. "FFS I just got mullahed by that hard bastard on the corner!"

2. Those {24} noobs were mullahed by ->MC<- tonight.

by MC February 15, 2004

bullashedi

Tired. Exhausted. Fatigued. Drugged.

"You're so oom bullashedi; go to bed!"

by googles January 15, 2004