1. Noun; A present tense word uncommonly used to describe the act of binge drinking. More commonly used as "Hammered"
2. Noun; A word shouted to call upon Mjolnir, Thor's hammer.
Used during times of distress and discomfort.
Subsequently, if shouted by a person who is righteous, a hammer will fly towards your open
hand allowing you to lay the smack down and
smite everything around you.
1. Frat fag: "Hey man, you going to get the keg? We're getting
hammered tonight."
2.
Thor: "This is so good," (coffee) *smashes cup on the ground* "ANOTHER!"
Waiter:
Umm, sorry sir...
Thor: *Raises an open arm* "Hammer!!!"