hung 

To have an overly long, or hanging penis.
Not to be confused with thick, or chode-like dicks.
You can be hung but have a thin penis.
Often associated with black men, who on average are larger than white men.
This is often not associated with Asian or Chinese men.

Rakozy: Dude look at colpitts, hes like 10 inches, hes hung like a horse!

TJ: Dude ehlers, you aren't hung dude.

hung by The dude who saw matt ehlers tiny dick April 13, 2008

hung 

A well endowed penis. Most authorities agree in whites, the criteria is 7.5 inches in length in and 3 inches in girth. In blacks, one is said to be hung at 9.5 inches in length and 5 inches in girth.

Asian and other tan races are proportionatly smaller. A Japanese is hung at 6 inches, Chinese at 5.

Matt cruised only the hung boys, usually settling on a black one to trick with because of his endowment.

hung by Richard Black March 3, 2005

Hung 

The morning after you've had 78 standard drinks, 8 pingers 3 fights and sex with an overweight person.

Faaaark mate, I am so hung today.

Hung by Max Studman November 7, 2007

Hung 

When your tired but can't go to sleep because you did not masturbate

I'm tired Imma just go to sleep *turns off lights and tries to close eyes to sleep* (3 hours later and still is not sleep) Dang I mess be hung let me maturebate real quick (after finished sleeps like a baby)

Hung by Donald ray June 24, 2016

Hung 

Very funny guy, can make everyone and anyone laugh. Great storyteller. Always up for fun and adventure. Very carefree and social. Loves the outdoors and getting his hands dirty. The best kind of guy to have a beer with. The perfect role model for sportsmanship and team work. Thinks democracy and capitalism have failed. Would rather work for his parents and help out his family, than work a real job and make money. Has more friends than most, his friends love him dearly, and he would do anything for them too. Has many fans, and is very approachable. Has a mean side, and can be very apathetic and cruel if you cross him. Difficult for him to forgive and forget. Women quickly fall for him, and fall hard. Known for being a bad boyfriend, unless he's in love; then he's very sweet, considerate, loving, affectionate and loyal. Whatever he's interested in, he's passionate about. Very smart, not an intellectual, but excels academically without having to work hard. Extremely sexy, effortlessly handsome, and always leaves me wanting more ;) I love you Angrynammer, lots very <3

Hung: "You guys want to have a Joes vs. Pros volleyball competition?"
Friend 1: "Sure man. So the guys who play in a competitive league are Pros? And the ones who don't, or have never played at all, are Joes?"
Hung: "Well, it's really quite simple. You 'Pros' aren't considered pro just because you excel at volleyball. You aren't getting paid or playing at a professional level, you could be downright shitty. But the fact is you are PROS at LIFE. You have husbands/wives, kids, diapers, mortgages, diapers, jobs, responsibilities, sanity, self dignity, intelligence, kids, diapers and more kids (on the way?) and of course each other as lifetime friends/partners/team mates. In any case, this is why I think you guys are Pros. Because if you take a look at us Joes, we really have a long way to go before we reach Pro status. Especially long if you are specifically comparing intelligence, dignity and sanity. I think I speak for the Joes when I say it's great that you Pros can compete and yell at each other and at times look as if you actually hate each other but then pull together and win. Just like in life." *shotguns beer*

Hung by CrazyWhiteGirl July 5, 2012

hung 

To have such a huge cock, you can say hello to the man's crotch.

Judy: Geez Rob Banks is one hung Indonesian.

hung by Bob Marle January 7, 2005

hung 

Its what you MAY or may NOT be BEFORE you become the center of attention at a public hangin, and what you will definetly be AFTER....

"Richard, That vile man hangin in the tree IS, at least, well hung". "Peter, No he's not! He's still kickin'"

hung by CunningLinguist January 3, 2005