Caloha 

The spontaneous disrespect and disregard that Californians demonstrate for people who do not belong to their chosen social group.
The polar opposite of Hawaiian aloha.

Example 1
"I feel so isolated and alone since moving to California!"
"Sounds like you've gotten a good dose of Caloha..."

Example 2
"People in San Francisco are so pissy and cold, what's up with that?"
"It's just their Caloha, Bra."

Caloha by King of Cups August 8, 2013

CalHATERS 

The widely preferred almost-acronym for the California Automated Travel Expense Reimbursement System (CalATERS) because state employees HATE it due to the sheer difficulty people have navigating its website which everyone assumes is entirely intentionally built into the process to prevent reimbursement.

I spent almost the entire day trying to figure out how to use the CalHATERS website until I began to hallucinate that a giant panda was destroying everything on my desk and so once I began to realize that it may be virtually impossible to get reimbursed, I just gave up on it and acknowledged that the money I’d spent on my licensure and all of the expenses I had related to travel for the whole year was just down the drain!

CalHATERS by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Calocha 

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la chocha" --> Cal - ocha

Calor = heat
Chocha = vagina
Calocha = heat in the vagina

Uncomfortable heat in a woman's vagina when its hot outside due to the weather or room temperature.

Boy: It's so hot outside! It must be over a 100!

Girl: Tell me about it I have such a calocha!

Calocha by CBK88 October 8, 2011

calahan 

A really cool person. Usually blonde. Loved by everyone. Has big feet. Super funny. Makes all people super jelous because he gets all the ladies. Most of the times super cute.

Geez look at calahan go, steeling another girl.

calahan by The true celebrated April 19, 2017

caloradon 

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.

california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words

caloradon by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Caloca 

Little boy, usually hairy, who resembles a monkey or ape.

Hey! That kid is a complete Caloca!

Caloca by BST MDE January 11, 2017

Calocha 

\"CALor en la chOCHA\". spanish for \"fire in the pussy\". used to describe a girl great in bed.

Lisa, yeah that chicks a calocha. she made me bust 3 times.

Calocha by midmorningstar April 26, 2005