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The Asian 

Is Filipino. Thinks he's so fly, and can do what ever he wants. Makes jokes ALL the time cause he thinks he's funny, all he does is play basketball, is obsessed with pokemon, loves to create awkward situations and says that sprinters are better than runners. Strengths: the best COD player ever, fast as lightening, great actor, never has the fear of being rejected and his outgoing personality creates the best adventures ever. Best Moments: meeting miss universe and hanging with the bro's. Weaknesses: Always wants to outdo the athlete, competing with his own bro, bad at karate/ kick boxing and is short... were waiting on that. Fails: doesn't do any chores, never wants to break a 20, can't rap, and thinks Brett Farve will never retire. Appearance: Short, has a bowl cut, and Asian of course!
Brad: Have you finished breeding Pikachu with Eevee?
Peter: No, shut up I'm busy dueling with Lickilicky.

Anonymous: the asian really thinks hes funny, well I'll show him!
The Asian by the athlete June 19, 2010
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The Asian 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's eyes, so she squints, making her eyes look like an asian's.
Yesterday my girl was talking to much, so gave her The Asian to make her shut up.
The Asian by Super Dope January 11, 2012

The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.
Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.
The Asian Shaft Tipper by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

The Asian line 

The Asian line includes everything that characterizes the Asian, but it can also be used as a teasing term in connection with an Asian person. In a conversation with an Asian person is involved, one could use the term if he/she comes with a funny or inappropriate opinion.
You want me to wear sandals in the middle of the winter? You're out of the Asian line, you know that?
The Asian line by Strawhat91 June 15, 2011

The Asian Blur 

The Annoying blurriness that is used to cover up the small asian beefs in Japanese Porn! They blur out the snatch so they don't have to explain blurring out the 3 inch beef hors d'oeuvres the Japanese male is about to serve the female! Very annoying as in prevent the true porn connoisseur from truly enjoying the Asian snatch!
Yo Sir Boges, I was enjoying myself watching some Japanese porn until the Asian Blur wet noodled me, I had to switch it up and turn on some Rocco Siffredi! Now that is some grown man shit right there!
The Asian Blur by Urban Millz June 22, 2011

the asian tumbler

when a man ejaculates in a womens eyes then pushes her down the stairs
Speaker a:"hey my girl wont let me break up with her."
speaker b:"i no what will make her hate you."
Speaker a: "WHATT!!"
Speaker b: "give her the asian tumbler".
the asian tumbler by zrike August 21, 2006

The Asian Trilogy 

the school subjects that constitute stress, suicidal tendencies and fulfill your parents dreams about living their lives through you. Made up of Extention/ advanced mathematics, chemistry and physics. they are typical subjects done by asians and other smart people. can also be accompanied but not limited to biology, economics, legal studies.
bro, the asian trilogy is so hard wtf?
cmon guys i do the asian trilogy, you know im smart af.
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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