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Salad Days 

Youth.

First used by Shakespeare in Anthony and Cleopatra: "...in my salad days, when I was green in judgement..."

Get it? It's a fucking pun. Ha Ha! Salad is green, and in my 'salad days' I was green. Get it?

Man, that Shakespeare is right up their with Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

Fuking British and their fucking puns. Give it a fucking rest!

Anyway, I might not have the quotation exactly correct, but the point is that the phrase has nothing to do with 'hardships' or 'comfortable living.'

It refers to inexperience and innocence, not carefree existance.
Man 1: In my salad days, I wanted to grow up to be a male ballerina.

Man 2: Did you go to Princeton?
Salad Days by BcozTheNite August 24, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

Salad Days 

1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.

2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.

2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
Salad Days by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004

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Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.
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Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad

Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
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