dog in the bath
Whilst plugging a girl you attempt to stick your nuts in her box or arse as well. The difficulty of doing this is equivalent to getting a dog to take a bath.
dog in the bath by virginconversionunit March 24, 2004
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Keepin' the Dog in the Bath
The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.
"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."
Keepin' the Dog in the Bath by Jaminsky March 29, 2005
putting the dog in the bath
putting the dog in the bath by AngryDog December 18, 2008
keeping the dog in the bathtub
The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.
See also plum fuck
See also plum fuck
keeping the dog in the bathtub by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006
Dog In The Bathtub
While thrusting your girl from behinds, you have to put your junk in her keister. A difficult task, much like putting a dog in the bathtub.
Julio: Yo ese, me and Maria where playing the no pants dance yesterday and I tried putting my Dog In The Bathtub. I think I'm love yo.
Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,
Eduardo;: You got problems Holmes,
Dog In The Bathtub by Joseandmariaforeveryo December 25, 2022
dog in the bathtub
Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
dog in the bathtub by Scud August 20, 2004
dog in the bathtub
dog in the bathtub by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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