life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

life

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

by Mr. Cynic June 3, 2005

life

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

by wittyname January 19, 2010

life

Life's a test..... do you pass?

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.

At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 20, success is...having sex.

At age 35, success is...having money.

At age 50, success is...having money.

At age 60, success is...having sex.

At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.

At age 75, success is...having friends.

At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

by ay yo July 9, 2004

life

Punishment for eating an apple.

god damn eve and her fat ass for eating an apple, life is her fault.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

life

A phenomenon I found myself in one day. By no other means shall I try to explain it.

My life is rapidly becoming a pun for a seriously disturbed joke.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

life

A terminal disease contracted during birth and has a 100% mortality rate.

Don't take life to seriously. You'll never get out of it alive

by Garabaldi December 2, 2003