crufty

Generic derogatory term for something that is hacked together, badly designed, shabby or otherwise substandard. Often used in the description of software user interfaces.

The new interface for <insert least liked OS here, I'm not starting a war> is crufty, nothing's in the right place, all the icons are too big and everything is slow and clunky

crufty by Ethics Gradient March 5, 2004

crufty

Geek-Speak. Something SOOOOOO old and -- crusty -- the S's are f shaped. (Typography c1700)

See also cruffty -- waaaat ya think geeks kn -- like spel?

..... much less any old cruffty 8.x install (gcc 2.9.x, older glibc, kernel, etc.).

or

Thats some really crufty code you're flashing amigo.

crufty by w5 August 25, 2005

Crusty cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Crusty cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd January 31, 2023

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

Crusty Balloon by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Chapped lip crusty 

Something bad or not swaggy

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts

Chapped lip crusty by Kyokochan March 19, 2021

Crafty Ball 

In pick up basketball when older less athletic players beat younger more athletic players by using thier craftyness.

Kurt K is so crafty, he could be the MVP of crafty ball.

Crafty Ball by Gators Wear Jean Shorts April 6, 2010