cruft

Referring to any extraneous matter, either physical or ideological. First used in describing the portions of a grain that cannot be utilized for any particular purpose, and are thus discarded from the harvest.

Many people allow cruft to gather in the attics and garages of their homes.

by Ry4n October 14, 2006

cruft

1. The dust that gathers underneath a bed, 2. Shoddily constructed or made, 3. Bad code, 4. Accumulated physical or virtual junk.

Jim had to spend several days cleaning up the cruft left behind in the code by the newbie programmer.

by Kyle Adams December 17, 2003

cruft

Using the algorithm for finding the average:

(crap+stuff+sh*t)/3 = cruft

This is the true etymology of the word

That C++ library goes in the "cruft" folder.

by JohnC August 30, 2005

cruft

Unimportant or trivial writings that take up space on servers and consume bandwith, as in a blog.

My friends, to help fulfill my lifetime endeavor to add to the cruft of the World Wide Web, I hereby announce my new blog.

by grunion September 3, 2008

cruft

the all-purpose word. can be used to mean: stuff, junk, mess, dumpster, aluminun can, and bicycle

Man i gotta clean my room. I have too much cruft everywhere!

by Libby February 23, 2004

Cruft

An enclosed area that is both stuffy and cramped. Often found to have an elevated temperature.

Lover: "Why'd you go outside babydoll?"
Cricket: "It was way to cruft in my room..."

by technosquid August 28, 2011

cruft

The act of not wiping your anus after taking a shit. The shit then hardens around your millie bobby brown hole creating a donut of sorts that you may pick off and feast upon later on. The smell accentuates your masculinity therefore speeding your process into punanji.

"Damn bro, I was about to fuck this girl and then I spread her cheeks in doggy. Thats when the smell hit me bro. I saw the golden crust of her cruft. It had to at least have been a week since she wiped since the thickness was approximately 4 mm."

by onepunchnegro September 22, 2019