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Work Bench 

A bed; primarily used for sex with women.
I fucked Sue on my work bench.
Work Bench by Motto March 4, 2004

Work Bench 

To imply that the bed or work bench is the apparatus used for grinding and plaining off members of the opposite sex within ones sexual workshop
'Thats the workbench, where I plain my bitch off regularly'
Work Bench by jgk232 May 13, 2005

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"
Chester has a new workbench where he {bounces} with his wife all night long.
workbench by WV-Chester April 10, 2010

Electronics Workbench 

Programmed in pure java, compiled with a piece of Mr. Pizzo's soul it is the ultimate in home computer electronic simulation
load up Electronics Workbench kids, im taking over in 5 minutes.

workbench ads 

Workbench ads | A ad with a Workbench thing... What's the point?
workbench ads by saloema October 9, 2021
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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