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workbench ads 

Workbench ads | A ad with a Workbench thing... What's the point?
workbench ads by saloema October 9, 2021

Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.
"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

Electronics Workbench 

Programmed in pure java, compiled with a piece of Mr. Pizzo's soul it is the ultimate in home computer electronic simulation
load up Electronics Workbench kids, im taking over in 5 minutes.

Ethan Workbench 

Someone of totally-opposite mentality and life-experience compared to that lazy rich-kid character who was all over the news a few years ago.
Some of the Ethan Workbenches of the world may suffer from indigencetion and otherwise have a boring and/or financially-rough existence, but at least they tend to know the true value of basic decency and responsibility, plus they generally don't go around tilting their noses in the air or steamrolling innocent victims in their father's Ford F-350 after drunkenly playing "spin the bottle" till all hours!
Ethan Workbench by QuacksO June 16, 2018

Wacky Workbench 

A song that would be great in a swing tempo.
Wacky Workbench? More like Wanky Workbitch.
Wacky Workbench by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 20, 2021

Work Bench 

a bed used for having sex
He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.
Work Bench by Jake March 6, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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