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Spankology 

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

reverse stalkology 

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone
girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'
reverse stalkology by Berthaleein December 21, 2008

Stalkology 

Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life
Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
Stalkology by JJBelle January 9, 2011

Stanology 

The study of "stans"
Stanology is where someone is studying someone like named a "Dream Stan"
Stanology by twitch.tv/gentlcs January 17, 2021

Sackology 

When you don't know what your major is so when someone asks you, you respond with "sackology" and spontaneously whip out your sack
Random person, "Hey dude what are you majoring in, in school?
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)
Sackology by Finna McFinnafinna December 23, 2015

Snackology 

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Snackology:

The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.
Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.
Snackology by ra ramses April 18, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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