Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there
Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a target) life in significant detail, more than the person knows their own life. Maybe even more than you know your own life
Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's got a Ph. D in stalkology man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!
-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.
Snackology:
The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.
Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.