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verb: west coast slang. to stop at no lengths to get sexual with a chick.
shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel
grovel by sandspit September 24, 2007
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Something that is done at the feet of a gorgeous female;
Act of being submissive to an Alpha Female
Wow, she is so hot... I would totally grovel at her feet.
grovel by pwrlftr12000 August 2, 2006
A surfing term. When there is not a wave in sight you may still decide to take your surf board out for a "grovel".
1.
Hamish: Have you seen, Mal's out grovelling and its like a fucking lake.
Gav: Yeah he's king of the grov!

2.
Mal: Mick, you coming for a grov?
Mick: You gotta be fucking kidding!!
Grovel by Maldore January 7, 2009
Completely innebriated to the point of falling down drunk .
Grovel by ttartisan June 26, 2019

grovel rash 

A disease resulting from suckholing to the boss.
Man hes got a good case of grovel rash.

No chance of a bonus this year.
grovel rash by kennyrg February 16, 2010

Grovel Novel 

The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.
Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her

John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?

Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off

John: you're stupid, you better apologise.

Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.
Grovel Novel by Theidian November 6, 2009

WALL SHAGGER GROVEL 

Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.

This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex
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