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The facebook/msn/aim/aol/email message you sent to the girl/guy you like that you really screwed up with by being over zealous and telling them you like them way too early, and then responded like a total douchebag because they don't share your premature feelings of like/love/lust and are now grovelling for their forgiveness.
Jack: man I screwed up and told her I like her

John: man you just met her 2 days ago..what did she say?

Jack: she said she didn't know how she felt so I told her off

John: you're stupid, you better apologise.

Jack: already on it. Wrote her a grovel novel on facebook.
by Theidian November 06, 2009
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