westgaard 

large cucumber/zucchini used to increase peepee size in polaroids

Aaron: OH SHIT THAT CAN'T BE REAL!
Glenda: Dayum, that's some mighty large package.
Marcy: Chill, guys, it's gotta be a westgaard.

westgaard by Lion Nose March 15, 2007

westgaard 

The Vice-Chair of a Committee.
Usually speaks at least two languages; enjoys social and humanitarian affairs.
Manages to make suspicious moles look less so; pulls off oddly bell-shaped hair.
His polaroids like staying in wallets, and he has a tendency of leaning to the right to brush against someones shoulder, making azns blush.
Inspiration for "Cheap Belize" and other verse, primarily that centering around death, degradation, and anything otherwise shitty.
Has yellow post its circling whichever room he enters, and usually confiscates those about ice cream.
Causes the sitting down on plaster benches and spilled Dunkin' Donuts white hot chocolate and much too cold Banana Smoothies.
Pains AP Art History classes around the world.
Maintains status as Reason for Historianship.
Maintains status as Reason we want to fucking Die.

Ma*cy: So, Glenda, it's June 17th.
Gl*nda: OMG WTF WESTGAARD !!! I can love like you do.

westgaard by Lion Nose December 14, 2008

Westward Hole 

Las Vegas slang for the Westward Ho Casino - so named for its dumpy, scummy appearance and clientele.

We walked into Westward Hole for the 5 cent coffee, but left quickly when we saw all the grubby dirtbags hanging out there.

Westward Hole by Fast Bobby January 21, 2004

Westglades

the unhappiest place on earth

Want to go smoke some weed at Westglades? no i dont want to get raped

Westglades by matt bobbobobobbobobobopbobo January 14, 2011

Stabbing Westward 

The absolute best band, they are most commonly defined as INDUSTRIAL METAL. Their current album is okay, but nothing can ever beat their original ones. The songs range in style, while almsot every song has a very dark undertone, and incredibly well written lyrics. They touch on things that other bands dont, and do an absolutely incredible job of it.
DJ Chronos loves Stabbing Westward very very much.

"The song 'Guilty' is NOT by Stabbing Westward, but is by Gravity Kills."

Stabbing Westward by DJ Chronos November 15, 2003

Stabbing Westward 

a bad that kicks so much ass theres no point trying to give an impression of just how much ass they kick. not to mention, the lead singer is fuckin hott.

stabbing westward is god.

Stabbing Westward by phjls83 July 31, 2003

Stabbing Westward 

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

Stabbing Westward by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003