A guy is said to have 'Westgate Syndrome' if he has a much larger than average penis. This 'disability' does have it's disadvantages:
1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.
“Westmarch” generally refers to a DnD scenario or setting (or any other table-top game) that uses the same setting across multiple different DM’s (or GM’s, for all you that like milk before the cereal). Rather than one story-driven campaign, it’s more like a continuous expansion; each new DM adds their bit of flavor, and contributes to the whole of the game. This gives players way more freedom, but also allows a lot more players to enjoy the game while not having to follow one single plot. In closing, think of it kinda like an MMORPG.
“I couldn’t find a group to play DND, so I joined this Westmarch Server on Discord. I’ve met so many people already!”
A place in Raleigh with the most crazy motherfuckers in the world, and are all going into the United States Marines. Can often be spotted referancing GTA: San Andreas.
Kid 1: YOU WONT GO MESS WITH WESTGATE!!!!!
Kid 2: FUCK THAT SHIT, THEY'LL KILL ME, EAT A SANDWHICH, AND NOT EVEN THINK TWICE ABOUT IT!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!