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Iron Man Numbers 

When something reaches a very large number of hits. Similarly to the hit blockbuster movie Iron Man did in theaters.
My thread is getting Iron Man numbers.

This video I just uploaded is getting some hella Iron Man numbers.

man numbers 

Numbers and math having to do with money. This is very different, and has a different skill set, than other forms of math, which is referred to as "pussy numbers".
No, those are not numbers, those are man numbers.
man numbers by The Second Prophet August 24, 2010

number man 

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.
Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!
number man by san ban yo August 12, 2011

Number man 

And to the crazy guy who explained light to me and the love of god. You will always be in my heart the day you almost squeezed my neck off.
Number man thank you for putting me on this journey
Number man by Supportivejenny March 12, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.
I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

how many numbers am I holding up 

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy
Dude how many numbers am I holding up
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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