Aranda Syndrome

Loss of coordination to the most extreme level. The inability to not fall over and look like a complete retard.

Random 1 - "I just had this uncontrollable urge to fall over and act like a complete retard"
Random 2 - "Yeah. Aranda Syndrome. It happens to the best of us..."

by Unknown-Infinity August 25, 2006

amanda syndrome

The shock and horror that a straight man feels when he goes to fuck the beautiful chick who has been blowing him for 6 months only to pull down her pants and find a penis in front of his face.

"You're a dude!"

"That's why I chose the name AMANDA, because I'm a man -- duh!"

What's the matter with Michael?

He's suffering from Amanda Syndrome. Turns out blowjob Kelly is a dude.

by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009

Amanda Bynes syndrome

when a child star loses everything as an adult when they can't tell fiction from fact; there is no cure

Lindsay Lohan is one of many former child stars who has suffered from Amanda Bynes syndrome.

by AdolfHitler69 February 19, 2015