Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

criming

It is a new dance style created by takeSomeCrime, best known for his Youtube channel. It is the culmination of many other dance styles. Arm rotation, feet movement, and fighting moves are characteristic. It is also close to milky way and tecktonik. It is a gentleman's dance best carried out while dressed up and with a suave attitude.

Friend 1 - Hey I saw you dancing at the club the other night. What dance style were you were doing?

Friend 2 - I was criming. The ladies love it.

by david axel June 21, 2011

Claiming feast

A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.

Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!

by yzzoP February 11, 2023

Fat Claiming

It's not fat shaming, just fat claiming. It's not like you are saying it's "bad to be fat" you are just saying "that person is fat" with no ill intent.

"She's fat."
"Dude, thats fat shaming."
"Nah man, theres nothing wrong with being fat. I'm just fat claiming."
"Ohhhhh. k."

by WhatTheCrackerBarrel February 10, 2020

bitch claiming

In Minecraft Factions, Bitch Claiming is the act of claiming around another faction's claim so they cannot expand their base. Bitch Claiming is normally against the rules.

You were caught bitch claiming the faction Void, so you have been banned.

by VolaVola March 24, 2020

claiming

claiming a board sport move as your own. A derogatory term.

I, Robbie, hereby claim this new kitesurfing move as my own because I was the first person to ever pull it.

by mirkin July 10, 2003

camming

Slang for webcamming. Providence: chatrooms and chat apps such as AIM, Yahoo Messenger and MSN Messenger. Often implies cybersex.

"I was camming with this really hot guy from Gerogia yesterday named Blake."

by jayb May 8, 2005