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hey i saw kim's pouch yesterday, it was the greatest thing i have ever seen
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when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.
Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)
pouch by Ivosha January 9, 2007
slang term for male testicle(s).
Before he forced anal sex upon his victim, Kobe Bryant (star of the LA Rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch ... and don't bite"
pouch by Matt Margolis August 25, 2004
Person who is full of useless knowledge
you totally BAMF'ed me you pouch!
Pouch by poucho villa May 16, 2007
Dude check out that Awesome gastropod

Yeah man that is totally pouch
Pouch by pouch man mike February 25, 2009
A man's flaccid penis and balls, especially when wrapped in tight underwear.
Look at my new boxers: they really enhance my pouch!

With your new thong, your pouch sticks out leaving nothing to imagination.
pouch by perforMAN May 21, 2006