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Matbean lyrical Master of Ceremonies.
Mc with subtitles can't believe that mcing in
this pub entitles me to be a lyrical mc with
severe adhd I find it hard to pee but not hard
to see I can see in the dark I like drinking
frosty Jack's on the park got a step uncle
who's bald called Mark.
Talk about bald ethan’s gonna get told
that he's a gimp gonna get ur mum to shag
men coz I'm a pimp ethans also a simp but
I've got a limp in my left leg gonna go sick if
there's a man in my fishing peg
Mc with subtitles can't believe that mcing in
this pub entitles me to be a lyrical mc with
severe adhd I find it hard to pee but not hard
to see I can see in the dark I like drinking
frosty Jack's on the park got a step uncle
who's bald called Mark.
Talk about bald ethan’s gonna get told
that he's a gimp gonna get ur mum to shag
men coz I'm a pimp ethans also a simp but
I've got a limp in my left leg gonna go sick if
there's a man in my fishing peg
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