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The technique whereby a puppy uses its front legs only to propel itself across a surface such as a bed, floor or couch.
Me: I wake up at 5:30 AM and try not to make eye contact with my dog but he already be jaspin'
Friend: Yeah I can tell he's a real Jasper
Jasp by eyeamryan July 4, 2019
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noun: (orig. New England, USA) a compound word created from the word jew and the acronym W.A.S.P. - meaning White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. It refers to a person who has a parent of each type.
This kind of union, once rare and taboo, is becoming more common, especially in greater New York and New England, where more historically separated ethno-racial groups are becoming more homogenous. The term jasp was originally coined, most likely, in New England/NY private schools and colleges, and the Ivy League.
JASP by wayfarer April 19, 2006
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Meaning, to dig through the trash. Comes from "Jasper," the name of someone notorious for messing with trash cans.
I dropped my ring in the garbage and had to jasp for it.
jasp by greenie November 14, 2004
When you’re smoking and you inhale too much smoke or hold it in for too long. The burning sensation at the back of your throat is jasping; to Jasp is to get that feeling
Person 1: I took back too much *choking noises*

Person 2: Haha this guy’s Jasping
Jasp by Phinland November 9, 2021

jasp/joshhyy.baez 

soso i guess he's cool or wtv but yk what he's funny , nice , and just an amazing person to talk to , i love talking to him more than anyone else even more than my friends i've know for years , i don't think we never had a boring convo tbh , but like he's my friend only , i don't share yk , i always have a smile on my face when we talk
me : " my friend jasp/joshhyy.baez is always the best person to talk to " them: "oh so can i have his tiktok and talk to him ? " me: "no. never."
jasp/joshhyy.baez by emshatesu.org September 11, 2021

jaspinda 

A New Zealand leader that has mastered the art of lies and deception through media spin, usually involves long drawn out responses that have little content and nothing to do with the topic on hand.
Usually involves many rapid arm movements, flashing teeth and tiltly head action to aid in the distraction and spin
bro that person talked for hours and still didnt really say anything. yea bro thats jaspinda speak for ya.
jaspinda by muppeth8r October 15, 2020

Jasper Hale 

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.
“Team Jasper

Jasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

“Edward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

“I would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"
Jasper Hale by AliJazz August 3, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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