greenie's definitions

brown hurricane

When the man puts his tongue up the anus of another man then swirls his tongue around as the other man deficates and the resultant faeces looks like a hurricane. the faeces is then eaten by both parties.

Guy 1) dude i could go for an ice cream right about now
Guy 2) lets just have a brown hurricane

by Greenie April 17, 2005

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.

shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance

by Greenie May 5, 2005

leeeeeg

To have a leeeeeg is to chillout and relax because you are buggin' out. Dickheads often use this word in particular the creator.

leeeeegee) Oh man why did you do that?
leeeeeger) Have a leeeeeg man!!

by Greenie May 5, 2005

ducats

Hip-hop slang for "money".

The word originally referred to a type of gold coin that was used as currency in various European countries.

"I'm gonna have to borrow some ducats from my brother before I can go out tonight."

by Greenie October 16, 2003

fruity

"Fruity" has a precise meaning, but is difficult to define. Loosely speaking, the word refers to something which is cheerfully and perkily saccharine, naïve, generic, corny, banal, innocuous, un-self-consciously dippy, sexually neutered (or, conversely, having perverse subtexts), or just plain dumb - and is amusing because of it. Dorkiness which doesn't even know that it's dorky, but celebrates its own dorkiness anyway: that which is flamboyantly and happily retarded. Closely synonymous with wordgay/word, in the not-necessarily-homosexual sense.

Examples of fruitiness include:

* Those old TV commercials for Mentos ("The Freshmaker!")

* The theme song to "The Neverending Story"

* The 80s band Wham! (in fact, the 80s as a whole was quite possibly the Fruitiest Decade Ever)

* Those Slim Goodbody fitness programs they made you watch in elementary school

"Cats" may be the fruitiest show ever to grace Broadway.

by Greenie November 3, 2003

whatever

Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.

Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old!

Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?

by Greenie November 3, 2003

breve

A latte made with half-and-half instead of milk. Artery-clogging, but delicious.

There's nothing like a hot breve on a crisp fall day.

by Greenie November 14, 2003