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woestick 

The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.
PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
woestick by peanutismint March 5, 2006
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A Russian slang word that substitutes "stick" for "dude".
Me: I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle

Russian: wowstick, your a fuckin dumbass
wowstick by nevilfuck March 22, 2009
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woostick 

something rolled that includes marijuana and cocaine. either a joint or a blunt
i.e. "Yo, pass that woostick nigga"

wopstick 

A stick used in the early twentieth century to beat italian immigrants upon their arrival in the United States. The last known beating with this implement was in 1937 to an Antonio Emmolucci. The last of these implements is located in the storage closet in the Ellis Island museum.
Hey dago get yer ass over her or Walter is gonna beat you with the wopstick again.

Did you hear Vincent Gallenzoni got wopsticked last week?

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016