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woestick 

The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.
PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
woestick by peanutismint March 5, 2006
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A Russian slang word that substitutes "stick" for "dude".
Me: I just accidentally a coca-cola bottle

Russian: wowstick, your a fuckin dumbass
wowstick by nevilfuck March 22, 2009
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woostick 

something rolled that includes marijuana and cocaine. either a joint or a blunt
i.e. "Yo, pass that woostick nigga"

wopstick 

A stick used in the early twentieth century to beat italian immigrants upon their arrival in the United States. The last known beating with this implement was in 1937 to an Antonio Emmolucci. The last of these implements is located in the storage closet in the Ellis Island museum.
Hey dago get yer ass over her or Walter is gonna beat you with the wopstick again.

Did you hear Vincent Gallenzoni got wopsticked last week?
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026