Toilet Reply

When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.
*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
by peanutismint July 09, 2009
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Ping it

The online form of the phrase 'spread it'; to give an instruction to others that a certain piece of information (or in this case more likely a web link) should be passed around and shared amongst friends.
Here's my band's new EP, feel free to ping it around.
by peanutismint October 28, 2008
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Speado

noun, friendly insult; like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

also, 'speedo'
"You speado! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"


Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"
by peanutismint April 28, 2005
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Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011
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Off-Aisle

To purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.
Sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in Primark, Jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men's department.
by peanutismint March 06, 2011
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YouTube Loop

When you go to watch a quick 30 second video on YouTube and regain consciousness hours later having jumped from interesting video to interesting video.

Similar to a wikipedian loop or 'WikiComa'
Clarence: "Dude, you totally missed the funeral yesterday!!"
T-dawg: "Yeah I know; somebody emailed me a funny clip and I got stuck in a YouTube loop..."
by peanutismint December 26, 2009
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ossome

When something is TOTALLY awesome

n.b. not awesome in a 'God' or 'The Universe' or 'Grand Canyon' kind of way.
Pete: "I just got us backstage passes to Radiohead!"
Peanut: "Ossome"
by peanutismint April 28, 2005
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