woostick
woostick by bonedaddy flex jimmy is a fuck January 2, 2010
Woobstick
I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.
Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019
Related Words
woostick • WoodSticks • Woosick • woestick • Woobstick • Woodstick classic • woostack • wootsickles • wowstick • Infectious Woobstick
WOODTICK
SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.
woestick
The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.
PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."
woestick by peanutismint March 5, 2006
Infectious Woobstick
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019
Oversized Infectious Woobstick
Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.
Oversized Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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