woostick 

something rolled that includes marijuana and cocaine. either a joint or a blunt

i.e. "Yo, pass that woostick nigga"

woostick by bonedaddy flex jimmy is a fuck January 2, 2010

Woobstick 

An intimidating enchanted donkey dick in boner form.

I tried to take Barney back to his stable, but he instead impaled my mouth with his massive woobstick and refused to go.

Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

WOODTICK 

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.

Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.

WOODTICK by terryzz February 15, 2009

woostack 

Numerous people weeing and pooing (wooing) in the the same toilet without flushing in between.
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!

Not wanting to flush and wake up Mum and Dad, Leah and I did a woostack.

woostack by Smooax August 29, 2020

woestick 

The opposite to a joystick. Transformation from one to the other usually occurs when a joystick malfunctions, causing the user great aggravation and misery. Especially present in handheld mobile devices, such as an MP3 player or cellphone.

PeanuT: "AAAAARGH DUDE I just pressed down and it thinks I'm pressing 'enter'. WTF MATE?!"
Jus: "Sounds like your woestick is screwed. Darn SonyEricsson phones..."

woestick by peanutismint March 5, 2006

Infectious Woobstick 

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.

I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.

Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019

Oversized Infectious Woobstick 

A titanic sized, infectious woobstick.

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.

Oversized Infectious Woobstick by limpychicken June 12, 2019