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1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.
You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!
hobaggery by kristanelise October 27, 2006
noun: A term of endearment used to describe a person who satisfies any of the following descriptions (1) bringing the realness (2) being good at frisbee (3) being a good friend (4) being awesome at tie dye (5) just being awesome (6) owning a Bum.

(Definition used extensively throughout North and South Carolina, particularly in the ultimate community)
Happy birthday hobag! I tie dyed a Bum for you!
hobag by aHo31 July 4, 2010

hobag in a grobag 

wannabe jailbait. brrrrrrrrrrrrrap.
"that girl is too young to be wearing such a fannypelmet"
"i concur. she's such a hobag in a grobag."

filthy hobag 

Similar to a filthy girl, this person is not only the embodiment of horrible temperment, but is also just as promiscuous. May be a current or former stripper, and have more than 4 kids. Said person may or may not be easy on the eyes, but is convinced the (s)he is God's gift to (wo)men. This person uses all relationships, regardless of nature, to be as conniving and manipulative as possible.

Although it is a neuter adjective, it is most often used to describe females as opposed to males. Males of this type are most often referred to as a dirty douchebag.
I moved in with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend. She turned out to be the biggest megabitch filthy hobag. She acted like she owned everything, regardless of whether or not she actually did. She was manipulative, selfish, and judgmental...the keyword being mental. Needless to say we moved out in about 3 weeks.
filthy hobag by 3Dradio September 29, 2006

hobagskankery 

Hobagskankery is the general collective term for acts of a hobagskankish nature. This term derives from the late Greek χοβαγσκανκερους, and can be used at any time to describe any
Example 1: Q: "wtf are those hobagskanks doing?"

A: "just some usual hobagskankery, I would imagine."

Example 2: "Upon learning that one of her friends was hooking up with her ex-boyfriend, she engaged in all manner of hobagskankery to disrupt their relationship."

hobogged 

Can you believe Janelle hobogged me from the shower?
hobogged by Meicrob March 23, 2017
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