hobaggage 

When a girl who you hooked up with one time because you were wasted keeps calling you.

Nah, I can't watch the game today, man. I've got some serious hobaggage weighing me down. Remember Caroline? Yeah, that slut has been calling me for the past week. I'm like, get over it, it was just head.

hobaggage by Oohaw September 15, 2005

hoggage 

A person who is solely concerned with his or her own needs and wants and who pursues these to the detriment of others.

The emergency alert was delayed until the hoggage finished his telephone conversation.

hoggage by stonedecroze February 17, 2007

hoggage 

A piece of software or bloatware, often badly written or buggy, that uses unnecessarily large amounts of RAM, disk space or CPU time and has the effect of lengthening boot times and/or rendering a computer slow or useless.

The internet security software that I installed is a hoggage.

hoggage by stonedecroze December 9, 2008