Johntism
A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.
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Johnism
The act of following the majestic and almighty John John actions of this often include a pilgrimage to the temple of John
Johnism by Thegendermocker69 June 11, 2018
johnism
Follower of John. They evangelize and baptize. Their favorite bible story is revelations. They live forever. Also, hollywood and the music industry worship johnists' stars secretly because johnists own all of the churches. Hitler was a wannabe johnist.
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
See Jainism. (pronounced jyne-ism)
Practicers of johnism don't say, "I'm a Johnist", they say, "I'm john"
johnism by sean blacksmith January 23, 2011
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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