Your high school reunion goals will vary.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach,
toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and
shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the
girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "
Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your
ass looks
great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."