2 definitions by Therealkeith
There are three:
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
by Therealkeith April 6, 2011
After graduating from high school, (usually 5+ years) you pick up your old yearbook(s) and jack off to the school pictures of the people you wished you'd dated or plowed.
Bob: (talking on phone), hey Keith, you wanna come over tonight and have a high school reunion??
Keith: Nahh, I did that last night. Sorry man.
Keith: Nahh, I did that last night. Sorry man.
by Therealkeith April 6, 2011