guttering

A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.

The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.

guttering by TRIzzzo April 30, 2006

guttering

The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.

James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.

guttering by ECR October 17, 2007

guttering

from the word gutter, as a term to imply someone is down in the gutter, guttering is a way to discribe the state of being guttered but in a figurative term

Person 1 - We lost the match
Person 2 - Thats guttering

guttering by Crispy April 16, 2005

guttering

The act of chatting to a girl on facebook, myspace or any other site like the aformentioned and attempting to slime your way into their pants when they tell you their bored and staring at the wall. Their bored at home, alone and you know it and want to f**k them!

mike was guttering stacy on facebook the other day but she just wasnt having it...personally id rather masterbate shes pretty ugly

guttering by Mr Humphreys September 3, 2007

Rainbow Gathering 

A yearly Gathering of 10's of 1000's of peace~loving hippies in a National Forest, self~sufficient, food & clothing are free, highlights include the Main Circle especially on July 4th at "Rainbow Noon" where all hold hands & chant "Ohm". There are light shows, jugglers, music at Main Circle every night. 'Tis an experience to be had by everyone! Hugs are the expected greeting. Drumming goes thru the night. Trade circle is a place to get what you need with no money! Treats are called jujus. Everyone is friendly!

Man, when I went to the National Rainbow Gathering, it was Far beyond Awesome! It was the most Fantastic Experience of my Life!

Rainbow Gathering by Starchylde April 29, 2015

Buttering the cat 

This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.

Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)

"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)

A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."

Buttering the cat by TapirTrouble December 21, 2021

Clam gathering 

Where there is a greater ratio of females to males in any given social situation. Antonym of Sausage fest.

"Dude there will be so many girls at the party tonight.It's going to be a Clam gathering!"
"Mate you need to come and save me! She has invited all her mates round and my living room has turned into a Clam gathering!"

Clam gathering by Smutbot April 10, 2015