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porncrastination 

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn
Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

Pornotastic 

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.
Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!
Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Porncrastinate 

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.
Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
Porncrastinate by Intercaust July 5, 2014

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material
Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004

Porncrastinating

Sorry, I gotta get back to my job at the SEC. I've been porncrastinating all day.
Porncrastinating by SHAKAKIELY July 10, 2010