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Aftershart 

When a violent fart scares you so badly that you shit you pants
Following the trauma of a particularly harzardous and lengthy fart, Greg was caught off guard by the sheer force of a resounding and messy aftershart.
Aftershart by Thesneakywordsmith January 2, 2019

aftersnooze 

When you are so tired you can't focus and your afternoon becomes an aftersnooze.
You’re forgiven, it’s Monday aftersnooze.
I worked so hard this morning I'm going to relax this aftersnooze.
Damn. I barely got anything done this aftersnooze.

Aftershock Boner 

An erection that comes repeatedly and abnormally sooner than typical male recovery time frames after having your world rocked by an amazing blow job or other sexual act.
After Kate sucked the life out of my cock, I found myself having multiple aftershock boners.
Aftershock Boner by JackTen October 3, 2019

double aftershocks 

When a woman has 2 post orgasms after 1 large earthquake orgasm.
The definition of Fun: in bed I give her double aftershocks.

Musty Aftershave 

After a man has freshly shaved his genital area, a woman (usually of older age) goes down on him with a lit cigarette in her mouth.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Not much. Your aunt Rosie gave me a musty aftershave at the motel downtown."
The residual stink that clings to clothing and nearby fabric, providing an echo smell some time later. This reminds the farter how great his/her fart was, while also bothering nearby people again
the miasma had dissipated five minutes ago, but a brief whif of aftergas provided Tom a second chance to examine his gas
aftergas by ribby314 October 2, 2009