Aftersex

The violent, uncontrolable muscle spasm one receives after orgasming.

Fool, last night I came so hard, the aftersex knocked my bottle of lube off'a the table!

by Anal_Asswhore_69 January 17, 2009

aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

aftersex-itis

That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.

Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."

by Pelican Paulie May 2, 2007

Vaping after sex

Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.

Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!

Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.

Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

cigarettes after sex fan

usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.

Where's Chris?

Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.

by Mremt June 4, 2022

After Sex Glow

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".

Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.

by Chodious Maximus October 4, 2015

cigarettes after sex

the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday

"hey where's elizabeth?"

"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"

by belle1024 May 19, 2021