Aftersex
Aftersex by Anal_Asswhore_69 January 17, 2009
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aftersex-itis
That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.
Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."
aftersex-itis by Pelican Paulie May 2, 2007
Vaping after sex
Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.
Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!
Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.
Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!
Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.
Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!
Vaping after sex by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023
cigarettes after sex fan
usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.
Where's Chris?
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.
cigarettes after sex fan by Mremt June 4, 2022
After Sex Glow
The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.
Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!
Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.
Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.
After Sex Glow by Chodious Maximus October 4, 2015
cigarettes after sex
the band whose demographic includes, but is not limited to;
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
- closet bisexuals
- music snobs who think they're better than everyone else (and they'd be correct)
- people who cry an unhealthy amount
- women who nap everyday
"hey where's elizabeth?"
"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
"i don't know, probably locked in her room, getting high, flooding her room with tears then having a fat nap. after all, she DOES listen to cigarettes after sex"
cigarettes after sex by belle1024 May 19, 2021
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