Thanksribbing 

Thanksribbing is a non-civic holiday celebrated the Saturday before Thanksgiving (Canada) or Columbus Day (USA). It is typically celebrated with a feast of BBQ'd ribs and your favorite beverage. It is celebrated with friends and/ or family.

Are you coming over for Thanksribbing this weekend?

I ate so may ribs at that Thanksribbing celebration.

I love BBQ'd ribs so much I decided to celebrate Thanksribbing this year.

Thanksribbing by T-Bone19 October 7, 2012

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

thank you schmank you by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

Noted, Thanks 

Typical Charlie's expression to thank himself for nothing may be necessary to repress frustration to have a small dick or a single neurone lost in his empty head. Quality Manager Department is proud to remark this important and necessary answer

Charlie: NIL
Charlie...answer: "Noted, Thanks" now my ego is proud

NIL - NOTED, THANKS.... WTF bro switch on your brain!

Noted, Thanks by ( B ô B ) March 3, 2022

Thanksgiving walk

The walk you go on with your cousins during Thanksgiving to get away from the rest of the family and get high off marijuana.

Cousin 1: Hey, where are you two going?
Cousin 2: Oh, we're going on the Thanksgiving walk, want to join?

Thanksgiving walk by Teddiplier September 28, 2020

thinking too much 

a facebook page where people who think too much can gather and feel normal and not feel like the overly analytical person that's unable to socialize properly. silly/quirky/insightful/downright stupid status updates from the moderator (beleived to be a man by the name of kevin vestal) make this one of the best non official pages on facebook. periodic status updates are sure to make you either smile, think, or just shit your pants

I found a good site that accomodates my thinking too much: facebook.com/thinkingtoomuch

thinking too much by sacred florence December 6, 2010

thanks, i hate it

A phase you will often find in the comment section of a shitpost.

"Hey Greg! I photo shopped llama's head on to Bob's head!"
"Thanks, I hate it."

thanks, i hate it by UnicornsKill August 10, 2018

Thanks Obama 

A phrase (used sarcastically) to blame one's problems on the president, regardless of whether or not they have anything to do with the presidency.

"Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana when George Bush was president--- Thanks Obama!"

Thanks Obama by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013