apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

apple computer by Rob July 4, 2003

apple computer

Hackproof Unix, BSD, GNU driven machine for use by world domination types who security and planning function are top priority.

Sh!t the NSA just cracked my puter; now Ill never conquer the world. Wish i had bought Mac. Damn it all to Hell!

(To minion:) Go find bill gates and bring me his head on a steak.

apple computer by D3V1L 1N 4 R3D DR355 September 24, 2003

apple computer

A masterpiece in engineering. Whle people make fun of it, they really have no reason to. Maybe because they can't afford them. Or maybe they enjoy using thier primitive 32 bit computers while the G5 is a 64 bit. In other words, we mac users have a desktop 3 times more powerful that an Intel Xeon server. Stupid PC people.

Just go to www.apple.com/switch

apple computer by drachenhwoarang July 3, 2003

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

apple computer by lex November 25, 2004

apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society

d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D

apple computer by Anonymous July 4, 2003

apple computer

A computer that is made by Apple INC.

I bought a 17" Powerbook, its fuckin sweet. also: !x86 = good. The intel arch has had ugly hack after hack applied to it. WHich is why ELF is so difficult on x86. macppc is a nice clean arch.

apple computer by Nicholas July 6, 2003

apple computer

The "alter ego" of any PC (Personal Computer).

In fact, PC was extracted from aPple Computer.

apple computer by Simon Le Bon July 5, 2003