lex's definitions

gayshit

when a guy is being homosexual around you... trying to dance on your or put moves on you and you both are guys

ew dude get away with that gayshit

by Lex January 21, 2005

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005

D-bager

someone from darien, connecticut who sucks. they are ussually preppy jocks who wear north face.
comes from d-bag

"I was hanging out at the dunkin donuts in darien but i bounced when all these d-bagers came in their damn BMWs and started pissin me off."

by lex November 24, 2003

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005

zooney

Zooney (adj.) american/welsh/scottish
The word used to describe the fictional romance of actress Catherine ZETA jones and actor George CLOONEY.

"I'm going to write a Zooney fan fic"

by Lex April 12, 2005

kick ass

Verb: To be really, really, really cool. <present tense>

He/She/It/That Dude/That Chick, kicks ass!
That is an amazingly kick ass pair of lips on that woman's face.

by Lex May 20, 2004