lex's definitions

rocks

Verb: To rock, (not cook crack cocaine, or any other meltable drug powder into solid-rock-like-balls-of-chemicals, but to play rock music, head bang, drink a lot of Jack Daniels and sleep with at least three groupies at once, scream really loud at the top of one's voice while other people slam their instruments in a rhythmic fashion and call it 'rock music', basically be really cool.). Present tense.

He/She/That Dude/That Chick rocks! *head bangs*

by Lex May 20, 2004

fade

meaning to fight with someone or someone is going to fight.

yo, dem boys gon fade

by Lex May 13, 2005

wallace

Wallace and Grommit. Long for 'wally'. Another term for 'muppet' or 'dufus'.

Stop pinching my bum you wallace

by lex May 13, 2005

Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

by Lex March 17, 2005

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005

Paris Hilton

A rich girl who doesnt deserve to be treated like shit just cuzz ya'll are jealous of her money and skininess.

Ya'll are jealous of Paris Hilton cuzz shes not 1/2 bad looking and is rich.

by Lex May 28, 2005