lex's definitions

Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

by lex March 4, 2005

Backpacker

A person who feels there is a difference between rap and hip-hop believing rap is defined as ghetto music for thugs who love b'tches, hoes, and excessive jewerly. At a hip-hop event one can be spotted by the REI or Jansport backpack worn with one too many support straps, khaki's, adidas or pumas, a hoodie, headphones and hat of some sort.

Everytime I go to a Common concert I see mostly backpackers.

by Lex May 8, 2004

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004

works it out

Explative;Slang - To work out the creases of the clothes you are ironing by hand. Something similar, but having to do with funk music and/or bootyshaking. ;) (perhaps a reference to working out, like aerobics)

Damn, once that girl gets on the floor she really works it out!
Yeah, man, that DJ Funk certainly works it out!

by Lex May 20, 2004

Wolf

hot guy at st.albans who is a master pimp. Is blonde but doesnt(usually)act like one. knows all drugs but doesnt take them...known to wear polos especially pink ones that are hott..has friend mike who doesnt think he can live up to his full pimping potential.

boy1:dude lets go pick up some girls
boy2:we need wolf to coach us he is a master pimp
boy1:sweeeeeet

by Lex December 16, 2004

SLB

Function: abbreviation
Etymology: Slacker, Loser, Bed-wetter; 1) A person who shirks their duties or performs them poorly; 2) An especially inept airman in the 5th Combat Communications Group

I don’t want him in my flight; the SLB will get one of us killed!

by Lex February 1, 2005

ultrafest

a hugeass party that fucking rocks.

person1: "hey you going to mikes ultrafest?"
person2: "hell yeah.. i wouldnt miss that party for anything"

by lex February 11, 2005