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Crackle and titty spackle 

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.
The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.
Sarah took a flask with her to the office holiday party and proceeded to get shackled.
shackled by Dex Dexter January 30, 2008

Spackle Tackle 

A bedroom move that occurs when the male wants to ejaculate on the female, but she ain't having it. The move is characterized by the man holding down (sometimes actually tackling) the woman, just so he can spray on her.
Female: That was some great sex but I could have done with out the spackle tackle at the end.

Male: Yeah, I gotta stop doing that.
Spackle Tackle by Doo Brown March 30, 2007

Crab Spackle 

An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word
Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.

Person Two: Crab Spackle!

Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
Crab Spackle by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012

Sparkled 

Means to be off your head on some drug, in a happy, trippy way, not in a negative way.
"I went to cotch at me mates with some draw and ended walking home proper sparkled"
Sparkled by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005
to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.
Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.
spackle by porpoise April 19, 2008