porpoise's definitions

elixir

a medicinal potion known to cure all ills. the king of all liquid on this earth.

hey jim, where did you put the elixir?

by porpoise September 29, 2005

double decker

an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.

Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.

by porpoise September 29, 2005

Tin

A circular container containing a delicious blend of smokeless tobacco, flavor, and fiber glass.

Hey rich, you got the tin?

by porpoise September 26, 2005

spackle

to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.

Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.

by porpoise April 19, 2008

melatonin

a pill used as a sleep agent. when taken, the person becomes extremely fatigued - to the point of being slap happy.

Rich: after I take this melatonin how long will it take to work?
John: you'll be slap happy before you know it.

by porpoise October 3, 2005

deadlights

1. what pennywise the clown actually is. it is an orange light that mesmorizes those that are afraid. when mesmerized, IT can feed. IT wakes up every thirty years and IT feeds. It is what is behind the clown. Like Stan Uris said "I saw what was behind the clown."

2. depression

I looked right into IT's... some kind of lights. I looked right into IT's deadlights.

by porpoise April 23, 2006

slap happy

laughing in such an uncontrollable way that if your friend was to slap you in the face it wouldnt phase you. also, if one becomes "slap happy" it is extremely difficult for those surrounding him to control their laughter.

1. when john wasnt looking, i took a drink of his cup and when he finally noticed 10 minutes later, i became slap happy.

2. hey rich, i'm fucking slap happy. (rich in turn becomes slap happy)

by porpoise September 27, 2005