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a medicinal potion known to cure all ills. the king of all liquid on this earth.
hey jim, where did you put the elixir?
by porpoise September 23, 2005
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an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.
Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.
by porpoise September 26, 2005
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a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.
1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.
by porpoise September 26, 2005
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a pill used as a sleep agent. when taken, the person becomes extremely fatigued - to the point of being slap happy.
Rich: after I take this melatonin how long will it take to work?
John: you'll be slap happy before you know it.
by porpoise October 03, 2005
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1. what pennywise the clown actually is. it is an orange light that mesmorizes those that are afraid. when mesmerized, IT can feed. IT wakes up every thirty years and IT feeds. It is what is behind the clown. Like Stan Uris said "I saw what was behind the clown."

2. depression
I looked right into IT's... some kind of lights. I looked right into IT's deadlights.
by porpoise April 04, 2006
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to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.
Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.
by porpoise April 19, 2008
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A circular container containing a delicious blend of smokeless tobacco, flavor, and fiber glass.
Hey rich, you got the tin?
by porpoise September 13, 2005
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