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Carrot puller 

Homosexual man performing hand jobs in the motion of pulling carrots from the Earth repetitively in a vigorous manner.
Hey, check out those carrot pullers in the short shorts!
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Pulled a John C. Mayer 

Tricking Google's SEO algorithm so you show up on page one for a somewhat tricky random target.
Aunt Becky pulled a John C. Mayer, and now her blog is #2 when you Google him!

Pulled a Div 

Doing something clumsily and dropping things. Can also be used for someone who gets a lot of bruises from running into shit.
"Wow, George really pulled a div on this one.
Pulled a Div by Ninja_rider9 February 3, 2017

Pumped Up Kicks 

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."

Pulpit Pimp

A minister that take the Bible out of context intentionally to convince the congregation they CAN'T be blessed unless they give money to HIS ministry!
Joan's Pastor is a serious Pulpit Pimp, he asked her to give her mortgage money to the Building Fund, and said God would supply her needs!
Pulpit Pimp by Mark HS December 12, 2012

Pulled a Newman 

When you're a full grown man, but act like a whiny little bitch when things don't go your way.
Mike: "This guy in our fantasy football league just through a hissy fit because he didn't read the league message feed and forgot to draft. "

Mark: "What?

Mark: "What he pulled a Newman?"

Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit! He always complained about everything anyway. He was lame."
Pulled a Newman by Ed Rooney Jr April 19, 2018