caining 

The word caining comes from a primitive method of stealing from shops especially ones that sell clothes. The process of caining involves pushing a long bamboo cain through the letter box of the shop you are trying to rob and hooking items (IE clothes) off the rails and by tilting the cain upwards the items slide to the mouth of the letter box where they are easily pulled though. The phrase became associated with the UK drug culture in the mid 90's as caining was an easy way of obtaining money to buy drugs.
The word 'cained' refers to being off your face with the money you made from caining.As the price of drugs like Ecstasy dropped as much as 1/20th of the original street price the need for large amounts of money to buy drugs had decreased and the word is now used as a general term that refers to any state of altered consciousness gained through the use of illegal drugs.
If someone is said to be cained it usually means they have taken so much mind altering substances that they are physically incapable of taking any more.

" ...you were caining loads of pills last night dude..

caining by Snowy_uk_west April 14, 2006

coning 

The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.

Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.

coning by BABE85490416 November 5, 2012

Caining 

To use a lot of. To do something in abundance or excess.

Or, very drunk/intoxicated.

"I was caining it down the motorway"
"I'm caining The Beatles at the minute, I can't get enough of them!"

"I was cained lastnight!"

Caining by anynymooose January 9, 2012

Coning 

The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.

You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).

No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.

"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"

Coning by Coximus December 2, 2011

Corning 

To ejaculate chunks of semen instead of a creamy like substance.

I was corning chunks of semen inside her.

Corning by corning February 20, 2015

baby corning 

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

baby corning by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012

Caining 

To intake large amount of illegal narcotics, traditionally marijuana. To cain means to go above and beyond normal intakes to the amount that will physically challenge you and to do it at a fast pace.

"Jordan cains like a muvaf*ck"
"Right lads facny a caining session?"
"Ben was well cained, puking up solid jelly babies....."

Caining by Garreth Hughes May 27, 2004