spavined
spavined by Matt Tebbs May 13, 2005
Get the spavined mug.
stained taint
Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!
stained taint by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016
Related Words
Spained • stained • stained glass window • Spawned • Stained Glass • Stained_Reputation • swained • spainerican • spanedda • Spanned
Stained Glass
1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy
2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in
4. Spread fingers open
5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in
4. Spread fingers open
5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
Stained Glass by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
titty stained
The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.
Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.
Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.
Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.
titty stained by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013
Shit stained stink hole
Shit stained stink hole by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019
cum-stained futon
A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.
Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.
Jane: Yuck!
cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008